SUBSCRIBE ::
| Enter your email for our daily jokes newsletter: |
|
||||||||||||||||
More Music Jokes: | ||||||||||||||||
| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more | |
| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that its electrified.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry," said the violist, "just fake it."... more | |
| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more |
Copyright
2006-2009 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy.