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| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more | |
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| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"... more | |
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| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more | |
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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more | |
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| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps and flats.... more | |
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars... more | |
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| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"... more |
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