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| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more | |
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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more | |
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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more | |
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| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more | |
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| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more | |
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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more | |
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| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more | |
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.... more | |
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| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.... more |
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