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| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."... more | |
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| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"... more | |
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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more | |
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| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more | |
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| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more | |
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal.Afterwards, one musician was overheard whisperi... more | |
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more | |
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| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to think Im employing corporal punishment, dear.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more |
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