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| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more | |
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| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more | |
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.... more | |
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| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I dont have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, youll have to accompany me."... more | |
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| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more | |
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more | |
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| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more | |
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on its way to a gig.... more | |
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| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have it both ways."... more | |
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| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more |
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