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| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.Abe says, "I cant believe this wor... more | |
| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more |
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