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| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more | |
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more | |
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| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.... more | |
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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.... more | |
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| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.... more |
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