| 1. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the saddle again.... more
| | 2. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
| | 3. | Category: Music jokes | | Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.... more
| | 4. | Category: Music jokes  | | Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
| | 5. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
| | 6. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors dont mind if you dont return the sax when you borrow it.... more
| | 7. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
| | 8. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.... more
| | 9. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.... more
| | 10. | Category: Music jokes | | A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry," said the violist, "just fake it."... more
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