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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more | |
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal.Afterwards, one musician was overheard whisperi... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more | |
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| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more | |
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and dont return it.... more | |
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| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more | |
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that its electrified.... more | |
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| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more |
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