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| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attention.... more | |
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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more | |
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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.Abe says, "I cant believe this wor... more | |
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| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more | |
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more | |
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more | |
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more |
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