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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors dont mind if you dont return the sax when you borrow it.... more | |
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| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more | |
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| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more | |
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| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more | |
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| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.... more | |
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more | |
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| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more | |
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars... more |
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