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| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"... more | |
| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more | |
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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more | |
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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more | |
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| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps and flats.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more | |
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| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more |
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