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| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more | |
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars... more | |
| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.Abe says, "I cant believe this wor... more | |
| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more |
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