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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more | |
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| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.Abe says, "I cant believe this wor... more | |
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| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more | |
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| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."... more | |
| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more |
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