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| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.... more | |
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more | |
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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more | |
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal.Afterwards, one musician was overheard whisperi... more | |
| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more |
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