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| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more | |
| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you... more | |
| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and dont return it.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attention.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more |
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