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| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more | |
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| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more | |
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more | |
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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more | |
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| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more | |
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| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more |
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