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| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much more terrible if he doesnt realize it.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more | |
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| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more | |
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more | |
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| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.Abe says, "I cant believe this wor... more | |
| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more | |
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars... more | |
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and dont return it.... more |
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