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| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more | |
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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more | |
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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.Abe says, "I cant believe this wor... more | |
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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more | |
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more | |
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| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players heads are so small.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more | |
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more |
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