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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much more terrible if he doesnt realize it. | | | |
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