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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more | |
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| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps and flats.... more | |
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| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more | |
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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more | |
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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more | |
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| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?A: Who cares!... more | |
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars... more | |
| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more | |
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| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more |
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