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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 392 | | | | Joke: | "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter.""Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!" | | | |
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