The Jokes Network

SUBSCRIBE ::

Enter your email for our daily jokes newsletter:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Music jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
Rating:
Views:	21

Joke:	Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Music Jokes:

1.	Category: Music jokes
	Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
2.	Category: Music jokes
	Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
3.	Category: Music jokes
	Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
4.	Category: Music jokes
	Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
5.	Category: Music jokes
	An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have it both ways."... more
6.	Category: Music jokes
	Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
7.	Category: Music jokes
	Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
8.	Category: Music jokes
	Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
9.	Category: Music jokes
	Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.... more
10.	Category: Music jokes
	Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more