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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more | |
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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more | |
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| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more | |
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that its electrified.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more | |
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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more | |
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more | |
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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more |
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