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| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your... more | |
| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more | |
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| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more | |
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| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you... more | |
| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more |
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