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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more | |
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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more | |
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| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to think Im employing corporal punishment, dear.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more | |
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| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players heads are so small.... more | |
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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more | |
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars... more | |
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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more |
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