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| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more | |
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| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more | |
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| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more | |
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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more | |
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more | |
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in parades.... more | |
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| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more | |
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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.Abe says, "I cant believe this wor... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more |
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