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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the saddle again.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more | |
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| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more | |
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| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more | |
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| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps and flats.... more | |
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more | |
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| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more | |
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| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.... more | |
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more |
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