| 1. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
| | 2. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
| | 3. | Category: Music jokes | | A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your... more
| | 4. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.... more
| | 5. | Category: Music jokes | | Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
| | 6. | Category: Music jokes | | Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
| | 7. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
| | 8. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
| | 9. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
| | 10. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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