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| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more | |
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| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more | |
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more | |
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| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more | |
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| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.... more | |
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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more | |
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| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more | |
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.... more |
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