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| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more | |
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| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."... more | |
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| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more | |
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| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more | |
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| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more | |
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more | |
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.... more |
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