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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in parades.... more | |
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| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more | |
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| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more | |
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more | |
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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more | |
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more | |
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| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more | |
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| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.... more | |
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| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more |
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