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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two. | | | |
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