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| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more | |
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more | |
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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more | |
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| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more | |
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| Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!... more | |
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| Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: WHAT?... more | |
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| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd the meeting go?" asks the first guy."It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Me... more | |
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"... more | |
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more | |
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| Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and its staying IN!... more |
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