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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when hes done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd the meeting go?" asks the first guy."It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Me... more | |
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done that."... more | |
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?... more | |
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| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more | |
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| Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names theyve gotten for the cast. "First of all," he tells him, "Weve got Gibson in the lead." The director i... more | |
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| Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on the next one.... more | |
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| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more | |
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| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more |
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