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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more | |
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| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more | |
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| Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We dont know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.... more | |
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| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?" "Well," one of the... more | |
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| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin he looked doing it.... more | |
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done that."... more | |
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| Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more | |
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more | |
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?... more |
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