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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more | |
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| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more | |
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| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when hes done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.... more | |
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| Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more | |
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| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more | |
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| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more | |
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done that."... more | |
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| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more | |
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| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more | |
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| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more |
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