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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?... more | |
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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more | |
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| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more | |
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| Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!... more | |
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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more | |
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| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.... more | |
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| Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: WHAT?... more | |
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more | |
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more | |
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| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more |
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