| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  | | The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
| | 2. | Category: Computer jokes | | Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes | | Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.... more
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes | | Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes | | You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor system.Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list... more
| | 6. | Category: Computer jokes | | Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
| | 7. | Category: Computer jokes | | The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.... more
| | 8. | Category: Computer jokes | | Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting." Customer: "Well, you should ask everybody!" Tech Support: "Do you have call waiting?" Customer: "Whats that?"... more
| | 9. | Category: Computer jokes | | What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
| | 10. | Category: Computer jokes | | Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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