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| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."... more | |
| 2. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd the meeting go?" asks the first guy."It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Me... more | |
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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when hes done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.... more | |
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| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more | |
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| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when hes done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.... more | |
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done that."... more | |
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| Q: How many PA does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Whats a light bulb?... more | |
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| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more | |
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| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.... more | |
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more |
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