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| Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !... more | |
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| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more | |
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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more | |
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| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more | |
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| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more | |
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| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."... more | |
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| What kind of star wears sunglasses?A movie star.... more | |
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| Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!... more | |
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| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.... more | |
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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again.`Whats the... more |
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