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| 1. | Category: Monster jokes |
| On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, thats why."... more | |
| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?To see if blondes have more fun.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What is a monsters favourite drink?Demonade.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and Ill prove it.... more |
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