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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more | |
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more | |
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more | |
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| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more | |
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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more | |
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| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly dont match.... more | |
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| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said Julie. It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.... more | |
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more | |
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| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more | |
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| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a crane strong enough to lift her face!... more |
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