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Category:	Monster jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, thats why."

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