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| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?... more | |
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| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more | |
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| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more | |
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| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more | |
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| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more | |
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| On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more | |
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| What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.... more | |
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| Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Because if they were small and round and smooth theyd be M&Ms... more | |
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| An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his assistant. Hide the "Free Alterations" sign!... more |
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