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| | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote back, Of course it is. Why do you ask?Martin answered, Because its been so long since Ive seen one! | | | |
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