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Category:	Money jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. You should give that money to charity, said the shopkeeper.No, Ill buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!

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