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| | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!" | | | |
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