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| If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).... more | |
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| Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?To see if there was any more money in the kitty !... more | |
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| Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?Because they were a nuisance (new cents).... more | |
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| The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.... more | |
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| Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "Im not paying," said the duck. "Ive only got one bill and Im not breaking it.""Ive spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duckll have to pay," said the... more | |
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| Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table! T... more | |
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| I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why dont you pay with a smile? Id like to but they insist on money... more | |
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| Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote back, Of course it is. Why do you ask?Martin answered, Because its been so long since Ive seen one!... more | |
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| Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? Hes so happy that hes giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.... more | |
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| Where do trees keep their money?In branch banks.... more |
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