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| | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "Im not paying," said the duck. "Ive only got one bill and Im not breaking it.""Ive spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duckll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent." | | | |
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